Tuesday, October 11, 2005

My ass & my arse

TO WHOMESOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
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This is to certify that mule No 36, Gharwal Rifles mule division, aged 16, today did carry Anuj Vlankar and his rucksack approx weight 10kg, uphill, over the kedarnath trail of 14km, for a duration of 4 hours & 20 min. He carried his load most admirably over rough terrain & should not be concdered responsible for the pain being currently suffered by Anuj Velankar in his Bum.
Signed this painful night on the 2nd day of October 2005.

Anuj...

5 comments:

P said...

no one dare insult a mule in the army . they serve very important function .

Anonymous said...

i WONDER HOW A MULE CAN CARRY ANOTHER MULE AND HIS RUCKSACK (WEIGHING ONLY 10 kg? ? ? )???

Velu said...

I thought I made it perfectly clear in the post. It was an ass on a mule. Not the otherway round.

Anonymous said...

your writing was sooooooo much interesting that it does not make a difference whether its an ass on mule or otherwise.

am not your english teacer. By the way, Are you married? Can't be as such flawless writting can be only from a batchlor. Am I right?

mama said...

Happen to see ur blog. Fantastic ! ! ! !